In most Merlin fanfic Merlin is gangly and skinny and awkward and clumsy and we all know that both the reader and the author are picturing early-series Merlin.
But then every once in a while a buff, strong, and confidently sexy Merlin appears, and everyone knows… Someone’s been watching series 5…
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
In the middle of sex, say ”long live the king” then push him off the bed.
I love this quote. I love this movie.
This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.
Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever.
"What do u do when 3 villains & the Coolest guy in the world board a plane?" - Michael Rosenbaum
Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger), Henry Winkler (Fonzie aka The Fonz), Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) and Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor).
Best plane ride ever
The Avengers are every person you see in high school.
The shy nerd
The asshole you just can’t hate
The hot foreign guy
The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something
His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)
The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks
And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye