theoneforeveralone: Avenger Quiz Which Avenger are you? Tony Stark/ Iron Man [ ] You like booze [ ] You are the life of the party [x] You love gadgets [ ] You can be rather cocky [ ] Your favorite color is red or gold [x] You’re good with computers [x] You use sarcasm a lot [ ] You love getting attention [ ] You’re good at mechanics [ ] You have issues with your parents (3/10) Dr. Bruce...
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
rrueplumet: do you hear the students cry crying through essays that they write penning the musings of a pupil doing their homework over night on the weekend there were laughs putting it off seemed a good plan now im stuck here with my books motherfucking damn
ziontific: skrilladex: cosplay is about fun cosplay is about fun cosplay is about fun cosplay is about fun cosplay is about fun cosplay is about fun ARE YOU SURE FRIEND BECAUSE THE $200 CREDIT CARD BILL AND ALL THE CRYING AND BLEEDING FINGERS SAYS OTHERWISE
Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run: First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky. Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time. Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.” Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes. In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...
jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover A minute of silence for The Last Airbender ten minutes of...
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what how does that work and where do i sign up
eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this thank
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Hannibal: Eating Merlin
scinscire: once-and-future-nothing: reasons i have trust issues: # TRUTH# SLASH DRAGON# WELL HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING# BUT IDK MAYBE DRAGONS JUST HAVE REALLY GOOD GAYDARS (via)
voodooish: shadowgentleman: Being part of a fandom but not really caring about the show anymore Being into a show where it’s fandom has already died off.
vulcanist: you think my blog is being taken over by star trek you should see my life
221bec: “so how’s your fandom doing?”
aristo-kitty: fuckyesquidditch: theybuiltastauteofus: I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football. I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football. See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about. Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
otpdestiel: angelinias: deanwinchestersleftarsecheek: marciellesmusings: blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter: Dear Metatron, I hope you step on a lego. Regards, the Supernatural Fandom I love how - I hope you step on a lego - is the absolute worst thing we can think of Dear Metatron, I hope you lose the dog in your monopoly set. Regards, the Supernatural Fandom. shit’s gettin’ real ...
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
iamsherlokid: dftba-cumberbabe: primadonna-blaine: a-study-in-butts: thetwincores: asapmona: rhydonmyhardon: let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool. my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16 my friend’s...
undesired-pageblood: emotionalfossil: bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’ expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’ DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’ Survival Mode: Parents ON
barricadeponine: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
klausenjoysthehunt: To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry
pavelchekovbodypillow: little jim kirk things his middle name is tiberius like are you kidding me youngest starship captain in the history of ever hot as fr*ck he’s a golden god i mean whoooeeeboy ok but he was bullied when he was at starfleet :( he was on the tarsus colony when they had a food crisis and their batshit crazy eugenics loving trigger happy governor executed 4000 colonists...
In case no one's said it yet
redmetalandgold: Hi, welcome, to the Star Trek fandom! Whether you’re young or old, a newbie or an oldie, we welcome you! If you became apart of it through Benedict, or through TOS, or The Next Generation, welcome! Liked the films but never watched the series? Hi, it’s great to have you! I know it’s going to be great serving with you, cadet. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, and don’t forget to...